How to Know an Astronaut
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Here you can learn about what it takes to be an Astronaut Stoner. See the difference between the different types of Stoners.
Stoner Etiquette
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This code of conduct is the definition of a true stoner's etiquette. These rules of the community not only keep the stoner nation functioning, but also makes sure your session is more enjoyable.
Every Stoner is different, but all stoners can agree that they are more than a simple toker. Its not always easy to tell if your in the presence of a real stoner or not, but with the official "Stoner Code" of Stoners Club, you can weed out those ingenuine Stoners. Learn about the etiquette of a true stoner and the characteristics of the different types. See the difference between a "Chiefer" and a "Cannasseur." Find out what its like to be an "Astronaut."
How to Know an Astronaut
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1.) You'll know your an Astronaut once your feet are on the ground, but you feel like your floating (the feather effect)
2.) Are lifted every hour of the day
3.) Don't get excited over a gram
4.) Have a routine to stay in space
5.) Use planets to describe how elevated they are (Spaceman GPS)
6.) You'll Know your an Astronaut when you haven't fueled on THC for 2 days and you still wake up elevated in the morning
7.) Live the life of "Frequent Flyers"
8.) You've seen E.T. in the middle of a session
9.) Want to explore all varieties and often have the strongest strain available
10.) Dream of rolling a rocket ship to a planet far away